Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Taste the Rainbow...no not Skittles
Like a Virgin
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
I'll take the lemon juice over the OJ
Ok as much as I wanted to be done with the 10 days of the MC, I really don't like drinking OJ all day long. It's not as filling and I am feeling hungry. It could be psychological as well but still I'm done with this OJ crap... Nelson and I texted each other during the day agreeing that we would prefer the lemon/maple concoction over the oj.
So with that being said and with the approval head nod by Deanna, I am going to make Soup tonight dammit!
I'm a huge believer that things happen for reasons and I do truly believe that Deanna did the ease out before us, so she can be the tester for us all. I thank her for that.
Fast forward to 6:30pm:
The soup is cooking on the stove, boiling up, and I'm going to pick up Nelson at the train at 7pm. I hope the soup is ready by the time he gets home, so we can really enjoy it. It smells so good. Here are some pics of my preparation:
Monday, March 28, 2011
Last night of the Lemon Crap!
Wow, it's the end of day 10 and we can't believe it's done. THANK GOD! We are so looking forward to tomorrow's OJ day.
In preparation for tomorrow, I peeled some oranges. Now THAT was hard. The smell of oranges is so beautifully fragrant and they were so cold when I was peeling them. I wanted to plop one juicy piece into my hungry mouth, BUT I didn't. So the plan is to drink about 60-80 ounces of OJ tomorrow. Honestly, I don't care how much I drink, I'm just drinking away! The book doesn't really give you an idea of how much to drink, so we'll probably go by the amount of the lemon crap we've been drinking.
On one of the many MC blogs that I've read, one guy actually blended the oranges with ice and some water to create a smoothie type substance. I'm gonna do that and juice the heck out of the oranges and also some grapefruit.
Here are some of my preparations:
Reflection
DAY 10!!!!!!!!
So it's 7:15am and we just finished our LAST SWF. I prepared both at 6am and brought Nelson's up to him at 6:30. He didn't sleep that well. Now we could do the SWF tomorrow, but no, we are deciding not to. For the Salt water, we heat up the water just so it's lukewarm and this morning I felt like I was heating up a baby's bottle since I had to bring it up to Nelson. "Here's your bottle, baby boy." Just trying to get him a good mood since he didn't have the sweetest dreams. After I drank mine, I almost did a happy dance.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Do You Hear What I Hear?
Ingredients:
- 2 varieties of beans, 1/2 cup each (kidney beans, lentils, pinto beans, or other)
- 1 medium potato, half-inch cubes
- 1 stalk celery, sliced
- 1 carrot, sliced
- Spinach
- 1 onion, diced
- 3 medium tomatoes
- 1 green pepper, diced
- 1 zucchini, sliced
- 1/2 cup brown rice
- Other vegetables as desired
- No meat
- 1 teaspoon cumin
- 1 teaspoon dry oregano
- 1 teaspoon curry powder
- 1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper
- 1 teaspoon salt
- vegetarian soup powder or cube (optional)
Preparation: Combine ingredients with 4 cups water, bring to a simmer, cook 20 minutes or until potatoes and beans are tender, adding water along the way if necessary.
When we got home, I put the red beets in the oven so they could be ready for our salad on thursday night. After roasting the beets, I peeled off the skins and when I did it in the past, I would normally taste it. It was really easy for me not to be tempted. I wasn't even craving it. So for that, I am proud.
We got a lot of stuff done today. Surprisingly enough we did have a lot energy. We cleaned, did laundry, I painted my nails, watched TV, and we even did some yoga. It was tough for me since I haven't done much working out, but it was only 30 minutes and it felt really good. Check out the dorky form ;)
- Anonymous
Good Morning Day 9!
A few things that I've noticed just as of yesterday and this morning. My tongue is getting back to normal! How exciting, not to be gross, but take a look for yourselves:
Master Cleanse Drop Out
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Our Trip To BJ's!
We had just a few things to get on our list:
Toothbrushes
Oranges
Grapefruits
Deodorant
Hand Soap
We ended up getting more of course. And we also saw our friend Nadia there! She's the Supervisor at the Verizon booth at BJs. I made her try my drink and she had one of the typical scrunched up faces. She said that the cayenne pepper really got her throat.
Day 8!
On another note, we are thinking of Eleni today. Just found out that her dad had to get a triple bipass yesterday. Eleni, if you're reading, we're sending positive thoughts your way and sorry you and your family have to go through this scare. My father and Nelson's father have also gone through the bypass club, so we understand what you may be going through. We're here for ya babe!
So to end my blog, I would like to ask the magic 8 ball (since it's day 8 and all) if we will get through this weekend and he says...
Friday, March 25, 2011
What's in the box? What's in the box?
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Whatchoo Talkin 'Bout Willis
Stop all your fussin', Slap on a smile
Yep you guessed it, it's Six from Blossom, which means today is DAY SIX of the cleanse! Woohoo! We are so excited that we are past our half way point. Hey guys, how about we do this for another 10 days? Right Right Right!
I'd like to point out that Deanna and I have been doing this at work and only a couple of people know because we told them. Everyone else has no idea! After we are done with this, I would really like to say to my family and co-workers that we did this for 10 days straight and they had no idea. I didn't tell my family bc I didn't want them to worry.
So how do I feel on day 6? I'm doing good! Of course I would love to have a taste of something or even just to chew gum, but I know the end is near and I'm looking forward to having Orange Juice on the 1st Day of the Ease out process. We can't eat any solid food until 2 days after we are done with the master cleanse. So really we don't eat anything for 11 1/2 days!
Oh something about today... Nelson by accident broke our juicer. The first thing he said was "I'm sorry," with a surprised look on his face. It's just a juicer and I never refuse a trip to Bed Bath and Beyond. Nelson just doesn't realize how strong he is since the Master Cleanse. Take a look at the picture I took of him last night, isn't he cute? :)
Honey Badger
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Johnny Five, I'm Alive!
It's day 5 and we are in it to win it!!!
I'm feeling pretty good, but earlier, as Deanna and Nelson can attest, I wasn't such a happy camper. The weather has a lot to do with it, but now I'm out of the funk and ready to finish THIS with the rest of my team. I don't think I would have done this without Nelson and Deanna. Specifically Deanna, bc work is tough. People eating chips, bananas, popcorn, chocolate, coffee. COFFEE! OH HOW I MISS COFFEE!!! I can't wait to go to Starbucks when this is done.
In response to Deanna's earlier post about the NASTY tongue, I believe I am the winner of the nastiest tongue contest and probably the worst breath too. Both Nelson and Deanna said my breath was "stale." LOL thank God I can't smell my own breath. Luckily I have my toothbrush and toothpaste here at work!
I had our co-worker Joe try the concoction and he said it taste like "burnt ass." I don't really think it tastes all that bad. Deanna also tried mine and she had that disgusted look on her face just like this:
Since we are half way there, I would like to address my fears from my first post:
#1 pooping my pants
- hasn't happened, and it won't happen. It's really simple. You drink the salt water, and it comes out like salt water. Just wait from 30min-hour and you're all set for the day. Haven't had anything else happen during the day, just #1.
#2 waking up in the middle night and not being able to go back to sleep due to hunger pangs
- I'm still waking up but it's not bc of hunger. I'm working on it! If I am hungry I just try to breath and let that fill my tummy.
#3 not being able to pay attention or focus
- I'm able to focus fine, but the lack of sleep kinda doesn't help, but regardless I'm aok with that.
So looking back, there was really not much to fear. I guess it's only natural to have these fears since it was the unknown.
Finish This
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Going to bed hungry...
Half way through Day 4
So today's my first day at work while on the cleanse. I called out yesterday so even though I thought it might be tough to do the cleanse by myself at home, I find it more difficult at work. I'm hungry bc everyone else around is either eating or talking about food. In fact, someone in my office gave me a coupon page from last Sunday's paper. They gave it to me bc there's a coupon for Fiber One cereal. People think I'm weird because I eat Fiber One, but they just don't know what they are missing!
Now the picture of Fiber One cereal doesn't really do anything for me, but underneath it, there's a coupon for Hungry Hamburger Helper. I know that sounds gross, but the picture is just so dam appealing! I would never eat it normally, but I guess at this point I find any food to be yummy. In fact, here are a few other things I would not normally eat that I find myself thinking about:
Fried Chicken
Egg Rolls
Eggplant Parm
Potato Bread
Ok I'm torturing myself and the others with my list... Just need to get it out!
Oh and what's great about this is that during my lunch hour, I can do other things without involving food, so it's a time saver. Last night, Nelson almost went into the fridge to get his hummus, but he caught himself and said that it was routine for him. We all fall into our food routines and patterns that it's really good to take a step back and realize how much time we are dedicating to food.
So I dedicate this blog to the Hamburger Helper Hand!
Hello Day 4
I recall talking to Kat a day or two before we began the cleanse. I said that we all had to at least make it to Day 4 because the first three are the hardest. We need to give it a fair shot until the magical Day 4 when life becomes blissful again. So, here we are, we all made it to Day 4. Yay us! I can speak for myself, but according to Kat's last post I am not making this up, today should be a good day. I could use one today. Yesterday was fine but I'm definitely missing food. I don't feel hungry but I never feel satisfied. It's a wierd sensation. So, I could use a good peaceful feeling today. I think we all could. So, Day 4, you better live up to your reputation.
Yesterday at work was okay. I was around food of course but I've been around food since Day 1 with Matthew at home (he tries to be discrete). It was good to stay busy at work but not too busy that you can't take a break to refill your bottle (happened to me around 12pm). No one even noticed that I was doing the cleanse or anything different so that must mean I am doing a good job at being natural despite feeling a little unlike myself.
I noticed that I don't look forward to my mornings anymore. As a morning person, I always liked going to bed with the excitement of having my morning the next day to put on the Today Show, eat some breakfast, maybe drink some coffee, and get ready for work. Now I have the SWF to look forward to. It makes me gag towards the end. It is a lot to drink so quickly, even if it was just water. Drank it in 7 minutes today.
On a positive note, I am down three pounds. Looks like about a pound a day. Makes sense since I'm still only drinking about 400-500 calories a day. Who knew I could consume that little in calories and not feel tired or faint? That has been the biggest surprise for me. It just goes to show you that you can lose weight if you drink water when you "think" you're hungry. Interesting...
Okay, tata for now! Come on Day 4, make me proud!
Monday, March 21, 2011
We will soon know what it feels like right before we die...
http://calorielab.com/news/2008/07/17/master-cleanse-in-detail/
Nelson’s Day Three Morning
This morning I chugged it like a Gatorade letting the mixture hit my tongue, tasting the saltwater and giving the liquid a smooth route to the back of my throat. I still didn’t taste good but the experience was over in three minutes this time. It also worked quicker today. I made my first bathroom run within 30 minutes while the previous day I waited an hour.
Also, after the second day of the Salt Water Flush, I realized that my whole cycle lasts about an hour and a half. By 8:00am I was ready to get ready for work and didn’t need to use the bathroom again until about 10:30am. So my one-hour commute to work presented no problems.
I brought 64oz of the Lemonade Mixture with me to work. Hopefully that will keep me from being hungry throughout the day. In fact, I haven’t experienced severe hunger or excessive irritability since the first day. One thing I find for myself is that I prefer drinking a little bit every few minutes or so throughout the day. I think I tend to feel hungrier if I treat it like a normal 3 meal day. Having a bottle in the morning and then waiting till lunch time or dinner doesn’t work for me. Like I said, a little bit through the whole day works better for me.
My energy level and concentration at work so far is good, or as good as can be expected for a Monday. I will monitor how I feel throughout the day and report again when I get a chance.
I feel very fortunate to share the experience with two other people and imagine it would be much tougher if I were to do it on my own. I’m very proud of Deanna for sticking with it after a very tough first day and proud of my wife who has been doing great with the process despite battling insomnia. I partnered up with two tough chicks!
Stay strong Spring Cleaners. We’ll have to celebrate after we reach our goal!
Day 3 for me
Keeping Busy
It's 6am. Finished my salt water flush in under 10 minutes. It was tough for me. Felt a little nauseous but it subsided. Just hanging around waiting for the flush to take its effect if you know what I mean. I didn't have the same experience as Kat and Nelson yesterday so I'm a little concerned that I did something wrong. Kat did some research, as she always does for me, and found that you need to drink the flush within 15 minutes, took me 45 yesterday. I cut 35 minutes off my time...ahaha, not bad. So hopefully I actually do some "flushing" today. I'll update again this afternoon or evening, going to go get ready for the first day of work on the cleanse. Wish me luck!
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Another Day Bites the Dust
We all made it through another day. Congrats to us! I even hung out with people that were eating. I did alright, no real temptation. I'm staying the course. Now we only have 8 days to go, doesn't sound as bad as 10....
I'm off to relax and go to bed. Another 32oz of salt water awaits me in the morning and I have to drink that thing down in 15 minutes (took me 45 this morning but I wasn't trying my hardest). Tomorrow is the first day of work. I hope I have the energy and concentration but so far so good. Good Night!
Kanye Pepper
Do Not Go In There...
I take care of myself because I deserve it.
Today's message from my daily meditation email: Maintain Your Sanity
That will definitely help me get through the day and when I read their full post on their site, this caught my eye:
You deserve to take care of yourself. You need it, your body needs it and your mind needs it. So, make a move, today!
Now I'm not sure what kind of move they meant, but I automatically just thought of the bathroom when I read that. I know TMI...
I finished the salt water flush from 8:15-8:19, which I pretty much downed. Nelson just finished it and he didn't like it at all. He even said to me that he didn't know how I did it so fast. Well you see my friends, you just gotta do it! lol I know, easier said than done. I didn't really think much about it. I took my first sip thinking that it might be extra salty and it wasn't that bad so I decided to fully go through the drink, stop, do it again, stop, and finish it up.
I'm glad Deanna is getting through this and we are getting through this together. One day at a time is the motto for all of us! Will post again soon... Enjoy your Sunday Funday
I'm Still Here....One Day at a Time
I made it through the first day! I promised myself I would take this one day at a time...short term goals, not long term. So my goal today is only to make it to tomorrow. It seems to be working thus far. The drink got more tolerable as the day went one. I didn't drink as much as we were advised but I felt okay. I was even fine when Matt decided to snack on a hot pretzel and Doritos last night. I am very proud of myself, a big switch from yesterday morning.
I even slept better than I have in days! I was so nervous about the cleanse I wasn't sleeping well the few days leading up. Last night, slept like a baby. Go figure.
Woke up on my own at 7am and curiously picked up my salt water solution sitting in the kitchen. Examined it. Sniffed it (yes its in a water bottle but I was a little tired). Then took a tentative sip. Eh, not as bad as I expected. I've drank worse after being knocked over by a wave in the ocean. At least this solution doesn't have sand and apparently people's urine in it....yuck people stop peeing in the ocean, come on!
Anyway, I currently have 8 oz left of the salt water flush. I'm drinking while writing and listening to my "relaxing" playlist on my ipod. Yesterday I even bought some meditation guides for my ipod to use today (I couldn't get the CD Kat and Nelson made me to download, it is my computer's fault, it sucks). So I am well on my way to continuing another day. I might go outside for a little while and get some fresh air. Maybe pop over and say hi to my parents. Although I know my mom will have a big Italian meal cooking for her company today and boy does it always smell so good! So we will see how I'm feeling. Otherwise, more movies, magazines, books, music. Just keeping it low key.
Just want to send a little shout out to Kat and Nelson for being so helpful and supportive yesterday. I would have quit if it wasn't for you two, so thanks. Okay, let's do this!
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Do Not Underestimate The First Day of The Cleanse
Checking in!
It's hard not to think about food since I've been used to it for 30 years already! I know that the first 3 days are the hardest so at least day 1 is almost over! I'm just wondering how the heck I can do this for another 9 1/2 days. Hopefully time will fly fast.
I feel a little weak and earlier I felt a little light headed. I'm definitely more irritated now and just before we went out to get a new battery for Nelson's car and everyone bothered me. It might also just be that it's New York and people are just plain rude.
Nelson's handling this quite well so I'm trying to follow his lead!
So in order for me to get through this, I googled a few sites to see how others got through it. After reading My Journey into the Master Cleanse, I felt a little bit better and it reminded me of WHY I am doing this:
To dissolve & eliminate toxins that have formed in any part of the body.
To cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system.
To purify the glands and cells throughout the entire body.
To eliminate all unusable waste & hardened material in the joints & muscles.
To relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries, and blood vessels.
To build a healthy blood stream.
To keep youth and elasticity regardless of your years.
Tomorrow morning we will do the Salt Water Flush. It will require 1 liter of water with 2 teaspoons of sea salt. Apparently this goes right through you... We will have to figure out a good schedule on when we both drink the flush since we only have 1 bathroom.
For now, I'm gonna go upstairs and lay in bed to study. Don't wanna eat the paper!
One Day at a Time
It's 2pm and I'm still with it...barely but I'm trying. My kind friends Kat & Nelson have suggested that I blog, meditate, get moving around to take my mind off of it. So I am taking their advice. I'm going to give it the good old college try. I mean it tastes bad but I can deal with it right? I did not expect this bump in the road. I expected the poop (ew), I expected the hunger now and again, I expected to be a little tired. I did not expect the stuff to be appalling! Of course at first I was/am disappointed with myself. But I didn't give up yet. I'm going to keep trying and maybe I will get used to it. My goal is to get through today and tomorrow morning. I'll take it from there. One day at a time...wasn't that a tv show? Stay strong you two, I'm still there with you (for now). : )